1 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:31,312 He wanted the comic book on credit! 2 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,752 The "yellow peril" exists. That Chinese boy always screws me up. 3 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,594 SPEAKING CHINESE 4 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,074 IMITATING A PIG 5 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:20,915 IMITATING A PIG 6 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,351 Did you go out already? 7 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:45,714 It's winter. Third winter without a job. 8 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:51,677 Maybe I'd be better off out there. I think this winter I will eat it. 9 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,873 Probably I won't have anything else to eat. 10 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,628 - Hello, Michel. - Hello. 11 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,432 - Are they good? - Yes. 12 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,514 - It's a man! - Really? 13 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,711 Look. 14 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,911 Yes, you're right. 15 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,550 - Should I take the pictures back? - No, I will keep them. 16 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,635 - A baby. - Looks like you! 17 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,312 I'm taking a plane tonight. 18 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:28,310 We have time to make love, then you'll take me to the airport. 19 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,511 Yes. 20 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,796 - Are you shaving? - Yes. 21 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,514 - Go! - I'm going. 22 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:47,117 IMITATING A PIG, A SHEEP AND A COW 23 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,470 What a scare! 24 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,512 I wouldn't make a baby without telling you. 25 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,712 If you wanted one, it would be done now. 26 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,233 Had you asked me, maybe I would have stayed. 27 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,311 Perhaps. 28 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,032 No, I would have left anyway. 29 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:45,711 You don't want this baby and I want it too much. 30 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,514 I don't know if I will miss you. 31 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:52,554 Of course I will miss you! 32 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:01,314 You didn't want to give me a son, but I have good memories. 33 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,471 Hello. 34 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,909 - She's beautiful. - YEs. 35 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,714 - Yours? - Yes, mine. 36 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,312 You forgot the baby. 37 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:45,115 At night it lights up, and it's washable. 38 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:56,715 You are not taking me! I don't want to see you cry when I leave. 39 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:00,595 What if it was a real baby? Would you have broken it? 40 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,188 - Hello, Michel. - Hi, Michel. 41 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:27,920 What a great night! Exceptional night! 42 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:32,318 For the first record the second prize! 43 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,717 Hello, Michel. Great night! 44 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,071 Exceptional night! 45 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,912 SINGS IN ENGLISH 46 00:12:14,336 --> 00:12:17,648 Tell him, Michel. I need to learn how use computers. If I want to find 47 00:12:17,898 --> 00:12:21,398 work, I'm sure the need to master this machine. 48 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,616 This guy dominates. 49 00:12:24,632 --> 00:12:26,624 Are you with your grandfather? 50 00:12:28,884 --> 00:12:30,680 Say you are an idol to him. 51 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:35,312 And I'm unemployed. One of two million losers. 52 00:12:53,748 --> 00:12:57,012 Marcel, you promised to go to bed early. 53 00:12:57,012 --> 00:12:58,448 You too, Mom. 54 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:05,624 What did you think of my neck? Like it? 55 00:13:13,308 --> 00:13:14,840 The floppy, how much? 56 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,772 200 francs, at least. 57 00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:21,560 I'll give you money, but be gentle with Yves, please! 58 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,848 Okay, just for you. 59 00:13:24,848 --> 00:13:26,744 But I have much to lose. 60 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:32,665 Michel! 61 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,667 Look. 62 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:37,862 What a nice wall! I'd like to paint you there. 63 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:42,939 But I still don't know if I want to place you like this or like that... 64 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:47,144 ...or else just the head. 65 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:54,669 Thank you for recommending me. 66 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:59,705 With my first stipend as a programmer... 67 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:01,901 ...I will pay you back, I swear. 68 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:07,309 - What did you decide? - "Drastic times call for drastic measures". 69 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,579 - Date of birth? - February 1913. 70 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:21,102 I have to do it, sorry. 71 00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:42,461 Thank you! 72 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:51,583 - When do you start "Master of the world"? - In two minutes. 73 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:57,148 - Sit there. - No, I'm wearing a new dress. It will get ruined. 74 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:01,781 You scare me. 75 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:16,460 You are being really mean now. 76 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:06,159 What is it you don't like about me? My name? 77 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:09,487 You're right. Isabelle sucks. 78 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:15,764 I'm going to change it then. My name's Camelia now: like it? 79 00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:19,719 Camelia is cute. 80 00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:24,365 Tie Camelia up, as you do with your motorcycle. 81 00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:28,199 Someone could steal your Camelia. 82 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,361 Michel! 83 00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:46,605 - Let' go! - Go! Hurry up! 84 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:49,561 Go! 85 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,559 This is my house! 86 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:05,005 Lovers! Jerks! Well... yes. 87 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,759 > I love you. 88 00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:14,679 > I love you. 89 00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:24,162 WHISTLES > I love you. 90 00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:38,364 WHISTLES > I love you. 91 00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:54,564 WHISTLES I love you. 92 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:09,079 Look. Do you like my jacket? 93 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,360 I never wear it, it's too flashy. 94 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:19,563 That is a sheep, and that's a bear. 95 00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:22,728 WHISTLES I love you. 96 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:45,159 I love you. 97 00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:50,279 I love you. 98 00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,479 I love you. 99 00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:13,643 For the chronically unemployed, the third winter is a hard battle. 100 00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:19,368 What is coming up will be terrible. I hope I will be healthy. 101 00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:25,167 The pears of your tree, your milk, sugar... 102 00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,838 ...the blender... 103 00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:33,963 A nice vitamin smoothie, it makes you start the day well. 104 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:38,448 - Keep the rhythm. - Should I? - Come on! - Yes. 105 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:43,767 - I follow the blonde. - Smooth. 106 00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:48,964 - I watch the girl and move my hips. - Move your hips! 107 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:52,003 - Easy. - Is that good? 108 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:56,162 Enough, you are hopeless. I'm going to work. 109 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:02,160 In the morning you are energetic because you are going to work. 110 00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:05,760 Getting up to go to work gives you an extra boost. 111 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:11,567 I get up because I'm looking for a job. It's not the same thing. 112 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:16,969 I also must keep in shape in order to save on bus fare. 113 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:22,164 Today I have fie interviews in five different neighborhoods. 114 00:21:22,104 --> 00:21:24,493 > I have many miles ahead of me. 115 00:21:24,704 --> 00:21:26,695 Sorry 116 00:21:27,104 --> 00:21:29,493 > And it's very cold. 117 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:39,657 WHISTLES 118 00:21:43,984 --> 00:21:46,418 I love you. 119 00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:56,022 WHISTLES I love you. 120 00:21:59,704 --> 00:22:02,502 WHISTLES 121 00:22:02,704 --> 00:22:05,093 I love you. 122 00:22:08,304 --> 00:22:12,820 Cool! You whistle and that thing answers. 123 00:22:14,064 --> 00:22:16,055 Do that again. 124 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:23,183 - I love you. - Cool! How much was it? 125 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,852 - I didn't pay for it. - A present? 126 00:22:26,064 --> 00:22:29,500 - It fell from the sky. - Water goes to the ocean... 127 00:22:29,704 --> 00:22:36,303 You are so lucky! And noone is more unlucky than me! 128 00:22:36,504 --> 00:22:38,495 May I try? 129 00:22:44,504 --> 00:22:46,938 The piece of shit doesn't answer. 130 00:22:49,504 --> 00:22:53,861 - I love you. - Of course! Here's another one that only listens to you. 131 00:22:54,064 --> 00:22:58,103 IMITATING A PIG - Bitch! - It's not a bitch. 132 00:23:36,504 --> 00:23:39,302 WHISTLES I love you. 133 00:23:42,704 --> 00:23:44,615 I love you. 134 00:23:50,584 --> 00:23:53,701 - I love you. - It works with pigs. 135 00:23:53,904 --> 00:23:57,499 > With everyone but me. 136 00:23:59,984 --> 00:24:01,975 What the fuck! 137 00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:07,776 There are no lumps in yours, obviously. 138 00:24:12,664 --> 00:24:16,293 Whenever you want. It's free for you. 139 00:24:16,504 --> 00:24:19,098 No, I want to pay. 140 00:24:24,784 --> 00:24:26,775 When? 141 00:24:28,504 --> 00:24:30,495 I don't know. 142 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,981 Michel! 143 00:24:34,184 --> 00:24:36,175 When? 144 00:24:44,104 --> 00:24:48,097 - Good morning. - Two tickets for Mogadishu. 145 00:24:48,304 --> 00:24:51,660 - Do you have a vaccination certificate? - Yes. 146 00:24:53,104 --> 00:24:55,493 - Your passport? - Yes. 147 00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:59,299 Your latest certificate. Good, let's see. 148 00:24:59,504 --> 00:25:03,497 - I also have money. - I'm sorry, but your visa is expired. 149 00:25:03,704 --> 00:25:08,095 - You can't leave. - All policemen say the same thing! 150 00:25:08,304 --> 00:25:11,580 Calm down SPEAKING SOMALI 151 00:25:11,784 --> 00:25:16,494 I'm going to check if any other document has expired. Calm down. 152 00:25:22,584 --> 00:25:24,654 - I'm sorry, but... - Excuse me! 153 00:25:26,544 --> 00:25:29,820 An information, please... 154 00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:35,860 I'd like to know whether it's possible to go around world with very little money. 155 00:25:36,064 --> 00:25:38,055 May I help you? 156 00:25:40,504 --> 00:25:44,941 Just a piece of information. Do you think it's possible? 157 00:25:47,624 --> 00:25:51,617 - Excuse me? - If between the Seychelles and Hong Kong... 158 00:25:51,824 --> 00:25:56,739 ...I stop in Singapore, would that be more expensive? - Don't touch. 159 00:26:02,504 --> 00:26:05,894 - How much? - Don't you understand me? 160 00:26:06,104 --> 00:26:12,339 - Well? - If I don't go to Africa, would I get the same price? 161 00:26:12,544 --> 00:26:17,334 If you go around the world, you must stop in Africa. 162 00:26:19,504 --> 00:26:22,894 I think you might be right. 163 00:26:23,104 --> 00:26:27,097 The problem is that I don't have that much money. 164 00:26:27,304 --> 00:26:31,217 It's not even too little money. But it's not flexible. 165 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:36,782 That happens. Miss, I am here. You think about it. 166 00:26:36,984 --> 00:26:38,975 I'll wait. 167 00:26:42,904 --> 00:26:44,895 Good. 168 00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:49,576 MICHEL WHISTLES 169 00:26:49,784 --> 00:26:52,173 > I love you. 170 00:26:55,024 --> 00:26:57,015 > I love you. 171 00:26:57,944 --> 00:27:02,062 > I love you. - What was that? 172 00:27:02,264 --> 00:27:04,858 You are a ventriloquist! 173 00:27:05,904 --> 00:27:08,372 It's fantastic! 174 00:27:10,264 --> 00:27:12,255 Do that again! 175 00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:19,975 I love you. 176 00:27:22,104 --> 00:27:24,299 BLOWS 177 00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:26,495 - The director? - I love you. 178 00:27:26,704 --> 00:27:30,538 - Can't I help you? - I want the director. - He's not here. 179 00:27:30,744 --> 00:27:33,736 It's surprising that you are still in business. 180 00:27:35,104 --> 00:27:41,577 I can't afford going around the world, but at least I'd like one of those. 181 00:27:41,784 --> 00:27:45,902 You can't buy it. It will find you, if it pleases it. 182 00:27:46,104 --> 00:27:52,623 I have enough money to invite the two of you in a "corner of paradise". 183 00:27:52,824 --> 00:27:54,815 "Paradise"! 184 00:27:56,664 --> 00:28:00,179 "A Corner of Paradise." Ok. 185 00:28:00,384 --> 00:28:05,299 - Then I will see you at 5. - What's this? 186 00:28:05,504 --> 00:28:08,496 - Don't you see? - Archery. 187 00:28:08,704 --> 00:28:12,902 If the brochure promises archery and then it's not there... 188 00:28:13,104 --> 00:28:16,176 ...I can get mad, right? - Yes. 189 00:28:16,384 --> 00:28:21,981 - Is there archery there? - In the picture, yes. - But they don't have it! 190 00:28:22,184 --> 00:28:25,494 - Why? - You tell me. 191 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,695 Michel! 192 00:28:27,904 --> 00:28:30,941 "CAMELIA WANTS YOU" Do I make you laugh? 193 00:28:32,304 --> 00:28:35,501 - No! - Archery. 194 00:28:35,704 --> 00:28:37,057 What are we going to do? 195 00:28:37,304 --> 00:28:41,297 TANGO 196 00:28:55,664 --> 00:28:57,382 I love you. 197 00:28:57,584 --> 00:28:59,654 Take it, I'll give it to you. 198 00:29:04,664 --> 00:29:07,053 You are a darling! 199 00:29:10,504 --> 00:29:12,495 Come! 200 00:29:46,984 --> 00:29:50,533 Stop! Stop! You're driving me crazy! 201 00:29:52,504 --> 00:29:56,338 I'm complicated, do you understand? 202 00:29:59,904 --> 00:30:04,295 When I start dating someone I need to be free. 203 00:30:04,504 --> 00:30:07,496 - I am free. - On the contrary... 204 00:30:10,304 --> 00:30:13,660 ...I'm coming out of a love story. Forgive me. 205 00:30:16,304 --> 00:30:21,503 Tonight I'll break up with him and tomorrow... ok? 206 00:30:21,704 --> 00:30:25,379 - Now. - It's impossible. 207 00:30:26,584 --> 00:30:30,577 I can't break up with him on the phone. 208 00:30:34,064 --> 00:30:36,055 Yes. 209 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:41,895 With me it's never a "one night stand". You must stay with me. 210 00:30:42,104 --> 00:30:46,575 I like everything. I like to stay and I like to go. 211 00:30:48,904 --> 00:30:52,738 - I'll try but I can't promise you anything - Try. 212 00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:26,973 I love you. 213 00:31:28,744 --> 00:31:31,304 You hate me, don't you? 214 00:31:31,504 --> 00:31:34,496 Are you mad at me? 215 00:31:34,704 --> 00:31:36,695 Answer then. 216 00:31:38,784 --> 00:31:40,422 - I love you. - Good. 217 00:32:52,384 --> 00:32:55,376 DOORBELL 218 00:33:06,824 --> 00:33:11,295 Thief! Give it back! You stole my keychain! 219 00:33:11,504 --> 00:33:16,498 - I didn't steal it, it's mine. - Taking back is stealing! 220 00:33:18,104 --> 00:33:22,097 - Let's say that I stole my keychain. - Some money was missing. 221 00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:26,695 - I don't steal money. - I don't give a shit about money! 222 00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:30,294 I broke up with my boyfriend on the phone. 223 00:33:30,504 --> 00:33:34,782 I was afraid he might kill himself, instead he was nice about it. 224 00:33:34,984 --> 00:33:39,216 - I am free, Michel. - But I have a lot to do. Come. 225 00:33:42,624 --> 00:33:44,615 Look at that. 226 00:33:46,304 --> 00:33:50,695 - Michel, she locked herself up! - I locked, then it's locked. 227 00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:56,297 - Open up! - I'm tired. - Michel, open up! - No. 228 00:33:56,504 --> 00:33:59,894 - Please, open the door! 229 00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:04,256 - Michel! Michel! 230 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:10,302 - Michel, open up! 231 00:34:10,504 --> 00:34:13,814 Your ribbon is all worn out. There you go. 232 00:34:16,104 --> 00:34:20,495 - Are you ready? We're going out now. - Open up, Michel! 233 00:34:20,704 --> 00:34:22,695 Vieni. 234 00:34:25,304 --> 00:34:27,295 - Michel! 235 00:34:28,504 --> 00:34:31,496 > Michel, open the door! 236 00:34:40,784 --> 00:34:44,299 You and the pig should go to sleep. 237 00:34:44,504 --> 00:34:47,496 SPEAKING CHINESE 238 00:35:03,504 --> 00:35:05,972 Michel! Look. 239 00:35:07,744 --> 00:35:11,862 It's only a sketch, but... Don't touch! 240 00:35:34,104 --> 00:35:37,779 Hello, Michel! This morning... 241 00:35:37,984 --> 00:35:41,294 Let's move, it's too noisy here. 242 00:35:41,504 --> 00:35:45,497 This morning I went looking for a job, as usual... 243 00:35:45,704 --> 00:35:51,495 ...and I found her. Know what she does? She sings. 244 00:35:51,704 --> 00:35:54,343 Let Michel hear how you sing. 245 00:35:54,544 --> 00:35:58,537 SINGS 246 00:36:17,104 --> 00:36:24,579 Your rock musicians will never sing at such a high pitch. 247 00:36:24,784 --> 00:36:28,777 I hope one day melodic songs will be fashionable again. 248 00:36:28,984 --> 00:36:32,579 They would kill to have a voice like this. 249 00:36:32,784 --> 00:36:37,699 - They could cry as much as they want, it will be useless. > Michel. 250 00:36:41,744 --> 00:36:45,737 The little boys stole your pears again. 251 00:36:47,504 --> 00:36:51,782 I was sitting on the bench, I wasn't lying down like a bum. 252 00:36:51,984 --> 00:36:55,499 I was sleeping and I was dreaming and my dream had sound. 253 00:36:55,704 --> 00:37:01,779 In my dream I heard a sublime voice singing "Amado mio"! 254 00:37:01,984 --> 00:37:08,093 It was beautiful, so pure, too real for a dream. 255 00:37:08,304 --> 00:37:13,697 I should have woken up, but I couldn't. 256 00:37:13,904 --> 00:37:16,896 Then I opened one eye and I saw her. 257 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:21,734 She was singing better than she was in the dream and she was even more pretty. 258 00:37:21,944 --> 00:37:24,936 She was going around with a cup. She got close... 259 00:37:25,144 --> 00:37:31,299 ...I told her I didn't have money and I didn't give her any. 260 00:37:31,504 --> 00:37:33,893 Know what she did? 261 00:37:37,904 --> 00:37:41,817 (singing) Amado mio! 262 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:47,693 Close the window. 263 00:37:50,104 --> 00:37:54,336 - Do you remember what you did? - What? 264 00:37:54,544 --> 00:37:56,774 Nothing. 265 00:37:59,904 --> 00:38:02,896 MUSIC FROM THE STEREO 266 00:38:04,104 --> 00:38:07,892 (SINGING) A beautiful flower caresses my heart... 267 00:38:08,104 --> 00:38:13,258 ...a longing thought of my first love. 268 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:20,894 The fog in the sweet morning... 269 00:38:21,104 --> 00:38:27,339 ...covered the breath of our destiny. 270 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:35,298 He took my hand and we walked far... 271 00:38:35,504 --> 00:38:39,497 ...asking ourselves where we were. 272 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:47,898 Fantastic images of unfolded wings... 273 00:38:48,104 --> 00:38:53,098 ...seagulls suspended in mid-air. 274 00:38:53,304 --> 00:38:58,298 The notes of the wind lingering on tree branches. 275 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:05,819 In the kisses, in the water the image in pieces. 276 00:39:06,024 --> 00:39:10,620 - My love! - My love! 277 00:39:12,664 --> 00:39:16,657 SINGING 278 00:39:30,304 --> 00:39:36,140 Just think if she was accompanied by a real orchestra. 279 00:39:36,344 --> 00:39:38,335 She drives me crazy. 280 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:43,902 - You will find a job, you're a genius. - A genius? 281 00:39:44,104 --> 00:39:47,460 In fact, I am a Nobel Prize candidate for bad luck. 282 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:09,181 You didn't know where to go to sleep and he has a guest room. 283 00:40:09,384 --> 00:40:13,138 - You will be more comfortable here. - All right. 284 00:40:14,984 --> 00:40:17,373 Do you want me to stay? 285 00:40:54,504 --> 00:40:58,099 - I love you. (sings) Amado mio! 286 00:41:05,504 --> 00:41:07,699 I love you. 287 00:41:07,904 --> 00:41:09,895 What is it? 288 00:41:17,744 --> 00:41:20,133 I love you. 289 00:41:21,744 --> 00:41:26,215 You'd like a girl like that, wouldn't you? You whistle and she... 290 00:41:26,424 --> 00:41:29,655 ..."I love you! I love you!" 291 00:41:29,864 --> 00:41:32,617 Wouldn't you like that? 292 00:41:37,504 --> 00:41:43,852 That's what you'd want to have. A submissive girl, always ready. 293 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:52,100 That's your ideal woman. An object at your service! 294 00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:54,738 Is that what you want? 295 00:41:56,064 --> 00:41:58,703 I asked you a question. 296 00:42:04,904 --> 00:42:06,895 I love you. 297 00:42:08,024 --> 00:42:13,018 Whistle, whistle! You seem better than the others at first sight... 298 00:42:13,224 --> 00:42:15,818 ...but you are worst! 299 00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:21,134 I am convinced that you are strong and generous. 300 00:42:23,504 --> 00:42:27,099 - Come. - But my place is too small. 301 00:42:27,304 --> 00:42:29,295 - Is there a bed? - Yes. 302 00:42:29,504 --> 00:42:33,497 The space around the bed doesn't count. 303 00:42:34,504 --> 00:42:39,498 I will be back to wash the dishes. 304 00:42:39,704 --> 00:42:42,013 Bring her back, she's nice. 305 00:42:46,904 --> 00:42:50,499 (Tv) There will be plenty of algae and jellyfish down there. 306 00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:53,696 Rip my panties and you will see. 307 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:56,896 My tool is stronger than a cobra. 308 00:42:57,104 --> 00:43:01,700 - It must tear horribly. - Horribly, you'll see! 309 00:43:04,504 --> 00:43:06,699 I knew it. 310 00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:10,499 It smells of musk! It perfumes of amber. 311 00:43:10,704 --> 00:43:16,700 I'd like to fish in your "raw materials"! 312 00:43:16,904 --> 00:43:19,782 I almost faint at the idea. 313 00:43:19,984 --> 00:43:25,012 - Enough with sentiments, let's see some actions! - Unbutton! 314 00:43:25,224 --> 00:43:27,977 Your pants, what a universe! 315 00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:34,383 WHISTLES 316 00:44:34,504 --> 00:44:36,495 > I love you. 317 00:44:45,504 --> 00:44:46,983 WHISTLES 318 00:44:47,104 --> 00:44:49,095 > I love you. 319 00:44:55,304 --> 00:44:58,296 WHISTLES I love you. 320 00:44:58,704 --> 00:45:01,696 > I love you. I love you. 321 00:45:01,904 --> 00:45:05,783 I love you. I love you. I love you. 322 00:45:05,984 --> 00:45:11,536 I love you. I love you. I love you. 323 00:45:11,744 --> 00:45:16,260 I love you. I love you. I love you. 324 00:45:19,624 --> 00:45:25,494 (quickly) I love you. I love you. I love you. 325 00:45:25,664 --> 00:45:31,455 (slowly) I love you. I love you. I love you. 326 00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:38,498 It was nice yesterday. The first time is not always good. 327 00:45:38,704 --> 00:45:41,821 It went fine last night. 328 00:45:42,024 --> 00:45:45,300 Don't get all worked up just because you made it. 329 00:45:45,504 --> 00:45:49,497 You are a keyholder and you must hold the keys. 330 00:45:49,704 --> 00:45:51,695 OK? 331 00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:11,576 I never had a night like that. 332 00:46:11,784 --> 00:46:16,062 That girl is a bomb... 333 00:46:17,504 --> 00:46:20,894 ...an extraterrestrial. Don't be mad at her... 334 00:46:21,104 --> 00:46:23,902 Put the pots in the machine. 335 00:46:24,104 --> 00:46:27,699 This soap is not bad for your hands. 336 00:46:27,904 --> 00:46:32,898 We talked the whole night. 337 00:46:33,104 --> 00:46:38,895 At dawn she fell asleep on my bed, I slept on the chair. 338 00:46:39,104 --> 00:46:44,497 Don't be mad at her, she's not like other girls. 339 00:46:44,704 --> 00:46:46,695 she is an extraterrestrial. 340 00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:52,501 I'm sure she will give me the strength to find a job. 341 00:46:52,704 --> 00:46:58,495 (Tv) The cattle died of starvation. 342 00:46:58,704 --> 00:47:01,093 They are not better off than me. 343 00:47:02,504 --> 00:47:08,693 Speaking of which... do you have any milk for Maria, for when she wakes up? 344 00:47:08,904 --> 00:47:10,895 She will be pleased. 345 00:47:12,104 --> 00:47:16,302 Come and see her, she's a beauty. 346 00:47:16,504 --> 00:47:20,782 - Take the cigarettes. - Thank you. - Keep the packet. 347 00:47:20,984 --> 00:47:22,975 And the lighter. 348 00:47:24,104 --> 00:47:29,303 I'll finish my yogurt and then we'll go. 349 00:47:30,504 --> 00:47:32,893 He's a ball-buster. 350 00:48:10,144 --> 00:48:13,136 Sorry, honey. Keep sleeping. 351 00:48:14,504 --> 00:48:18,816 Isn't she a beauty? As soon as I find a job I will marry her. 352 00:48:24,104 --> 00:48:26,095 She's asleep. 353 00:48:40,984 --> 00:48:45,500 - Hello. - I'd like to go to Japan by train. 354 00:48:45,704 --> 00:48:49,299 - By train? - Yes. - I don't now if it's possible. 355 00:48:49,504 --> 00:48:53,497 With the Transiberian to the Pacific Ocean... 356 00:48:53,704 --> 00:48:59,062 ...an then with a cargo or a ferry, either onne. - I will check. 357 00:49:02,304 --> 00:49:03,419 WHISTLES 358 00:49:03,544 --> 00:49:07,822 - I love you. - I love you! I love you! 359 00:49:10,704 --> 00:49:16,495 - You too! - What do you mean? - He's got one too. 360 00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:19,901 Excuse me. I'll take care of it, you help the gentleman. 361 00:49:20,104 --> 00:49:24,302 - How may I help you? - I'd like to go to Japan by train. 362 00:49:24,504 --> 00:49:28,895 - To Japan? - By train. - Let's talk about it in my office. 363 00:49:29,104 --> 00:49:31,095 - Good. - Follow me. 364 00:49:33,024 --> 00:49:35,663 It's a labyrinth here! 365 00:49:37,824 --> 00:49:40,816 Japan is great, but why would you go by train? 366 00:49:41,024 --> 00:49:45,017 - I like the train idea. - May I see it? 367 00:49:48,984 --> 00:49:53,296 - I added a golden chain. - A gift? - Yes. 368 00:49:53,504 --> 00:49:58,817 - It looks the same, but mine has blue eyes - She has grey eyes. 369 00:49:59,024 --> 00:50:04,303 - Do you like blondes? - I like classic beauties. 370 00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:08,895 - Has it been long... - About six months. 371 00:50:09,104 --> 00:50:12,096 - And you? - A short time. 372 00:50:16,744 --> 00:50:23,502 - Wait - With time she will become more and more important for you. 373 00:50:23,704 --> 00:50:26,821 I love you! I love you! 374 00:50:37,824 --> 00:50:41,897 - Today I left her home and I miss her - That's normal. 375 00:50:42,104 --> 00:50:46,495 If sometimes you whistle and she doesn't answer... it has happened to me. 376 00:50:46,704 --> 00:50:48,695 It's enough to drive you mad. 377 00:50:51,504 --> 00:50:54,780 - Champagne, what a luxury! - Here it is. 378 00:50:54,984 --> 00:50:57,976 To our dreams. 379 00:51:01,904 --> 00:51:04,816 There's some clients. Could you come to work? 380 00:51:05,024 --> 00:51:07,492 I'm working. I'll be there in a sec. 381 00:51:07,704 --> 00:51:12,300 I kept whistling like a madman and she remained silent. 382 00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:17,294 - It must have been terrible. - It lasted one week. 383 00:51:17,504 --> 00:51:23,579 - I would have banged my head against a wall! - She... 384 00:51:23,784 --> 00:51:28,904 She doesn't like humidity. Don't you ever shower with her! 385 00:51:29,104 --> 00:51:32,983 - No! - It's enough to drive you mad. 386 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:41,580 - Come on, whistle. Go ahead, try! - No... 387 00:51:41,784 --> 00:51:44,901 - Go ahead! - Doesn't it bother you? 388 00:51:45,104 --> 00:51:47,493 No, I like it. 389 00:51:49,904 --> 00:51:52,896 - I love you. - It's the same! 390 00:51:54,104 --> 00:51:56,379 - I love you. - Try again. 391 00:51:57,504 --> 00:51:59,495 I love you. 392 00:51:59,704 --> 00:52:03,697 - Enough! She gets mad if I leave her with someone else - Wait! 393 00:52:03,904 --> 00:52:07,374 I can't, really. I have to go. 394 00:52:09,104 --> 00:52:13,894 Take my business card. Call me. 395 00:52:14,104 --> 00:52:17,699 I have to go now. I'm sorry... see you. 396 00:52:17,904 --> 00:52:19,895 See you. 397 00:52:24,504 --> 00:52:27,496 Last night Maria and I were almost married. 398 00:52:27,704 --> 00:52:33,097 This morning she left me a note: "Thanks for everything, goodbye". 399 00:52:33,304 --> 00:52:36,376 - Too bad, she was nice. - Come. 400 00:52:37,744 --> 00:52:40,736 - Wait. - Come see. 401 00:52:40,944 --> 00:52:43,936 - I have to watch this. - It's just commercials. 402 00:52:44,144 --> 00:52:47,454 I need to talk to someone. 403 00:52:51,904 --> 00:52:53,895 Don't run. 404 00:53:00,704 --> 00:53:04,094 Michel, look. 405 00:53:04,304 --> 00:53:07,501 Look! Do you understand? 406 00:53:07,704 --> 00:53:11,697 I'm the only one in the building without electric light. 407 00:53:11,904 --> 00:53:16,295 You might think it's normal, since I don't pay my bills. 408 00:53:16,504 --> 00:53:21,658 To remind me of my misery she left some money with the note. 409 00:53:23,064 --> 00:53:28,900 Wasn't she nice? She left money, as if to say... 410 00:53:29,104 --> 00:53:34,303 ..."I leave you some money, as if you fucked me." 411 00:53:34,504 --> 00:53:39,703 - Don't get any ideas about me. - You pay your bills. 412 00:53:39,904 --> 00:53:41,860 Get out! 413 00:53:43,504 --> 00:53:47,099 Maria is right, I'm a piece of shit. 414 00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:52,219 Living like this is not living. 415 00:54:05,104 --> 00:54:07,493 FISCHIA 416 00:54:09,504 --> 00:54:11,495 Normal. 417 00:54:14,704 --> 00:54:16,695 I love you. 418 00:54:23,744 --> 00:54:26,736 KNOCK ON DOOR 419 00:54:26,944 --> 00:54:30,937 I don't have any more bread nor milk, nothing. Come in! 420 00:54:36,504 --> 00:54:39,496 - Do I bother you? - What a nice surprise! 421 00:54:39,704 --> 00:54:43,902 I couldn't sleep... so I can save the candle. 422 00:54:44,104 --> 00:54:46,743 - It's not broken, is it? - No. 423 00:54:47,904 --> 00:54:53,900 Tonight there is a Film Festival on femininity commercials. 424 00:54:54,104 --> 00:54:56,095 Interesting. 425 00:54:59,584 --> 00:55:05,295 That commercial was made in the Sixties, maybe early Seventies. 426 00:55:05,504 --> 00:55:07,813 Are you positive? 427 00:55:08,024 --> 00:55:12,222 Please, don't play with the remote. 428 00:55:14,504 --> 00:55:19,419 What a beauty! Sublime! I used to have a picture of her. 429 00:55:22,504 --> 00:55:26,702 - She was one of my nocturnal visions. - What do you mean? 430 00:55:26,904 --> 00:55:30,977 - Sex stuff. - I have visions as well. 431 00:55:31,184 --> 00:55:35,496 Think about bums rummaging in the trash. 432 00:55:35,704 --> 00:55:39,299 Now there are people like you and I who do the same thing. 433 00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:44,817 Yes, but we don't have the experience and the technique that bums have. 434 00:55:45,024 --> 00:55:48,016 We rummage on the surface. 435 00:55:49,504 --> 00:55:54,897 The lingerie they made in the old days was sexier. 436 00:55:55,104 --> 00:55:57,493 - Don't you think? - Yes. 437 00:56:24,064 --> 00:56:30,299 - Hold on, I don't want to be seen with my dirty laundry. - Don't get mad. 438 00:56:30,504 --> 00:56:32,495 I'm not mad. 439 00:56:33,504 --> 00:56:36,974 Look, it's very simple. 440 00:56:44,504 --> 00:56:46,893 A gift. 441 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:49,095 Two gifts... 442 00:56:51,104 --> 00:56:53,095 Three gifts. 443 00:56:56,064 --> 00:56:59,056 No silk, right? 444 00:57:01,104 --> 00:57:05,097 "Check the quantity you put in the basket." 445 00:57:05,944 --> 00:57:09,698 It's half empty, it's stupid to run it like that. 446 00:57:09,904 --> 00:57:14,295 We better fill it up, it consumes the same amount of energy. 447 00:57:15,824 --> 00:57:19,783 Here's my shirt... finally! 448 00:57:19,984 --> 00:57:22,782 Do you have any fabric softener? 449 00:57:22,984 --> 00:57:25,976 The pants fit in as well. 450 00:57:27,504 --> 00:57:32,498 So you will never die, you will never lose your voice. 451 00:57:35,504 --> 00:57:39,782 Are you happy? I'm happy too. 452 00:57:47,104 --> 00:57:50,141 That's it! All done. 453 00:58:17,824 --> 00:58:19,815 This is new. 454 00:58:20,984 --> 00:58:23,179 She didn't use to have that. 455 00:58:24,504 --> 00:58:28,497 Cute! Makes her sexier. 456 00:58:28,704 --> 00:58:31,298 May I try? 457 00:58:31,504 --> 00:58:33,495 Just one whistle. 458 00:58:37,024 --> 00:58:39,140 WHISTLES 459 00:58:41,824 --> 00:58:44,896 Why don't I ever work with women? 460 00:58:45,104 --> 00:58:47,493 May I try again? 461 00:58:51,864 --> 00:58:54,059 I love you. 462 00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:56,255 It worked! 463 00:59:00,304 --> 00:59:02,295 I love you. 464 00:59:03,224 --> 00:59:06,580 - I love you. - OK, that's enough. 465 00:59:06,784 --> 00:59:11,904 - Are you afraid I'd consume her batteries? - Yes. - Sorry. 466 00:59:12,104 --> 00:59:14,095 I didn't want to. 467 00:59:20,104 --> 00:59:24,097 I wonder what's wrong with me tonight, I'm very sleepy. 468 00:59:24,304 --> 00:59:27,694 I can't keep my eyes open. 469 00:59:27,904 --> 00:59:32,580 The washing machine is still running, I'll come tomorrow to pick up my laundry. 470 00:59:32,784 --> 00:59:36,060 - Yes. - Good night, Michel. - Good night. 471 01:00:16,584 --> 01:00:20,293 - Come. - No, come in. - Come! - You come. 472 01:00:20,504 --> 01:00:26,693 - Not at your place, in your bed. - We could do it on the table. 473 01:00:26,904 --> 01:00:31,694 Let's do it here, outside. Be nice, make me happy. 474 01:00:31,904 --> 01:00:36,295 Making love relaxes me. 475 01:00:36,504 --> 01:00:38,699 I get excited, I get nervous. 476 01:00:44,064 --> 01:00:46,055 Wait. 477 01:00:55,104 --> 01:00:59,097 You were nice to come here, you did the right thing. 478 01:00:59,304 --> 01:01:01,898 I desired you! 479 01:01:35,904 --> 01:01:40,295 WHISTLING 480 01:01:40,504 --> 01:01:42,699 That's rude. 481 01:01:44,504 --> 01:01:46,893 What an ugly whistle! 482 01:01:51,744 --> 01:01:54,736 You must respond to me only. 483 01:01:54,944 --> 01:01:58,937 You must not speak to anyone else, just me! 484 01:02:00,024 --> 01:02:03,016 Is that clear? Is that clear? 485 01:02:05,944 --> 01:02:10,893 If you didn't respond to that guy I wouldn't have behaved like that. 486 01:02:11,104 --> 01:02:14,096 It's up to you! 487 01:02:15,504 --> 01:02:18,496 Be good, be good. 488 01:02:18,704 --> 01:02:21,013 There... see? 489 01:02:23,104 --> 01:02:25,095 Come on. 490 01:02:26,104 --> 01:02:28,095 Come. 491 01:02:29,664 --> 01:02:31,655 I'll take you with me on my motorcycle. 492 01:03:58,504 --> 01:04:01,621 I also had a broken tooth once. 493 01:04:04,104 --> 01:04:08,302 It's a miracle, I couldn't have done it earlier. 494 01:04:08,504 --> 01:04:12,497 Whenever I need to travel, though, you always find me the tickets! 495 01:04:15,304 --> 01:04:17,295 Take that. 496 01:04:19,104 --> 01:04:25,896 There's a fat man in the waiting room ripping pages from a "Playboy" magazine. 497 01:04:26,104 --> 01:04:30,894 - Really? - Would you like me to go check? 498 01:04:31,104 --> 01:04:35,302 - It must be a sex maniac. - One more or one less, what's the difference? 499 01:04:38,704 --> 01:04:40,695 Thanks. 500 01:04:50,664 --> 01:04:54,657 Close your mouth and bite hard. You have a fractured premolar. 501 01:04:54,864 --> 01:04:58,857 I built a bridge between the canine and the other premolar. 502 01:04:59,064 --> 01:05:04,058 It will take a few days to get used to the prosthesis. 503 01:05:06,504 --> 01:05:09,177 You must bite, not whistle. 504 01:05:11,104 --> 01:05:14,096 BLOWS 505 01:05:18,224 --> 01:05:22,103 Great news! I am employed. 506 01:05:22,304 --> 01:05:28,300 But I can't go to work dressed like this. 507 01:05:28,504 --> 01:05:33,339 I'm going to wash it in your washing machine. It needs to be spotless. 508 01:05:37,064 --> 01:05:41,296 It will take 30 minutes. 509 01:05:41,504 --> 01:05:44,496 BLOWS 510 01:05:49,504 --> 01:05:55,693 You can't whistle. It's normal, you're still under the effect of the anesthetic. 511 01:05:55,904 --> 01:05:58,896 Tomorrow you'll whistle better than ever. 512 01:05:59,904 --> 01:06:02,896 Let me see. 513 01:06:03,904 --> 01:06:06,896 It's perfect, I can't notice any difference. 514 01:06:08,504 --> 01:06:13,294 It's still swollen. That's why you can't whistle. 515 01:06:13,504 --> 01:06:16,496 I'll give you a light massage. 516 01:06:17,504 --> 01:06:19,495 Relax. 517 01:06:21,304 --> 01:06:23,295 Do you feel better? 518 01:06:23,504 --> 01:06:25,495 Try. 519 01:06:26,744 --> 01:06:31,101 FAINT WHISTLE 520 01:06:31,304 --> 01:06:33,693 It's normal, you can't see yourself... 521 01:06:33,904 --> 01:06:39,820 When you try to whistle, you twist your lip. 522 01:06:40,024 --> 01:06:46,099 I couldn't do it either like that. If I place my lips correctly... 523 01:06:46,304 --> 01:06:48,898 WHISTLES I love you. 524 01:06:55,984 --> 01:06:57,975 I love you. 525 01:07:00,064 --> 01:07:02,055 I love you. 526 01:07:03,504 --> 01:07:05,495 I love you. 527 01:07:06,504 --> 01:07:09,416 - I love you. - Stop it! 528 01:07:11,744 --> 01:07:15,737 You want to prove that you can whistle? You are a great whistler! 529 01:07:18,184 --> 01:07:24,293 Oh, I see! If you can't whistle, then noone is allowed to! 530 01:07:24,504 --> 01:07:26,495 Go away now. 531 01:07:26,704 --> 01:07:28,695 Go away! 532 01:07:36,304 --> 01:07:38,693 son of a bitch! 533 01:07:41,504 --> 01:07:44,496 MUSIC BOX SOUND I love you. 534 01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:52,015 MUSIC BOX SOUND 535 01:07:52,224 --> 01:07:54,215 I love you. 536 01:07:58,064 --> 01:08:02,740 I love you. I love you. 537 01:08:02,944 --> 01:08:07,893 - You need a woman. - Yes, she's my ideal. 538 01:08:08,104 --> 01:08:12,894 - Could you take my suit, please? - Yes. Let me see... 539 01:08:13,104 --> 01:08:15,334 ...my toe! 540 01:08:17,104 --> 01:08:19,095 Come on. 541 01:08:23,904 --> 01:08:28,500 Yves sent me to get the suit. Don't touch me. 542 01:08:28,704 --> 01:08:32,492 - Stop it, don't touch me! - Why? 543 01:08:32,704 --> 01:08:34,695 I have a boyfriend. 544 01:08:36,504 --> 01:08:39,302 Get off me! 545 01:08:46,784 --> 01:08:48,775 Hello. 546 01:08:54,144 --> 01:08:57,056 I'm going to iron it, come with me. 547 01:09:07,104 --> 01:09:11,177 - Good morning, is Pierre in? - Who are you? - Michel. 548 01:09:12,504 --> 01:09:14,495 Thank you. 549 01:09:15,504 --> 01:09:18,894 I am Pierre's mother. Are you a friend? 550 01:09:19,104 --> 01:09:23,097 We met not long ago, but we are good friends. 551 01:09:25,104 --> 01:09:29,097 My son's girlfriend. Do you like her? 552 01:09:29,304 --> 01:09:34,298 She looked prettier with grey eyes. Mine has blue eyes. 553 01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:36,699 I'll go get him. 554 01:09:36,904 --> 01:09:39,896 Pierre, there's a friend of yours. 555 01:09:45,704 --> 01:09:49,492 Tonight I'm going to Japan by train! 556 01:09:49,704 --> 01:09:54,334 Glad you took care of me. 557 01:09:56,824 --> 01:09:59,497 - She has blue eyes. - Blue? 558 01:09:59,704 --> 01:10:01,899 - Yes. - They are grey. 559 01:10:02,104 --> 01:10:07,098 - No, they're blue. Mine has blue eyes. - I'm going to call the painter. 560 01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:10,899 - I can't whistle anymore. - It's not possible! 561 01:10:11,104 --> 01:10:14,096 Why can't you whistle? 562 01:10:15,504 --> 01:10:19,497 - Sometimes it happens to me as well. - I had an accident. 563 01:10:19,704 --> 01:10:23,902 I never thought about that. That's bad luck! 564 01:10:29,704 --> 01:10:31,899 Could you whistle to her? 565 01:10:34,304 --> 01:10:36,295 I love you. 566 01:10:37,904 --> 01:10:39,496 More. 567 01:10:39,704 --> 01:10:42,901 Only once, unless you lend me one of your teeth. 568 01:10:43,104 --> 01:10:47,177 Mine wouldn't like me to make another one vibrate. 569 01:10:47,384 --> 01:10:51,855 - And me? - I'm afraid your incident might be contagious. 570 01:10:52,064 --> 01:10:57,058 A broken tooth is not contagious, at least I don't think so. 571 01:11:04,904 --> 01:11:08,897 Could you break a tooth eating a banana? 572 01:11:09,104 --> 01:11:13,097 - No, bananas are harmless. - How then? 573 01:11:13,304 --> 01:11:16,899 So I'm staying and you're going... 574 01:11:17,104 --> 01:11:20,813 You're ruining my trip and my life. 575 01:11:21,024 --> 01:11:26,098 The countdown is starting. Look at my hands... 576 01:11:26,304 --> 01:11:30,502 - That's because of alcohol. - No, go away! 577 01:11:30,704 --> 01:11:32,899 You are selfish! 578 01:11:59,544 --> 01:12:04,299 It's a nice catchphrase. "Give a soul to your vacation." 579 01:12:04,504 --> 01:12:08,702 - It's very deep. - We created some very popular trips... 580 01:12:08,904 --> 01:12:15,503 ...to Lourdes, Fatima, at very competitive prices, all included. 581 01:12:15,704 --> 01:12:18,696 Train, hotel, religious assistance... 582 01:12:18,904 --> 01:12:23,898 We are counting on peripheral travel agents to make this program popular. 583 01:12:24,104 --> 01:12:28,097 I don't have any problems with that. 584 01:12:28,304 --> 01:12:30,295 Excuse me. 585 01:12:40,304 --> 01:12:43,774 - Michel! - I'll be right back. Can you answer? 586 01:12:45,104 --> 01:12:47,095 I'm coming, sir. 587 01:12:49,504 --> 01:12:52,143 Excuse him. He's the one who should go to Lourdes. 588 01:13:04,384 --> 01:13:07,501 - I have the money. - What for? 589 01:13:07,704 --> 01:13:12,300 Even if you do it for sympathy, I want to pay. 590 01:13:12,504 --> 01:13:15,177 - For me? - Yes, for you. 591 01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:30,095 Come. 592 01:13:59,504 --> 01:14:01,893 Come! 593 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:05,096 Come fly! 594 01:14:25,224 --> 01:14:27,215 I'm going to eat you up! 595 01:14:33,504 --> 01:14:38,100 I want to teach you a game that you don't know. 596 01:14:38,304 --> 01:14:41,694 I also know one that you don't know. 597 01:14:41,904 --> 01:14:46,898 - What is it? - I whistle and you answer: "I love you". 598 01:14:47,104 --> 01:14:49,493 - Is that it? - Yes. 599 01:14:49,704 --> 01:14:51,695 I love you? 600 01:14:56,504 --> 01:14:58,813 FAINT WHISTLE 601 01:14:59,504 --> 01:15:02,735 Don't laugh! Just say "I love you". 602 01:15:02,944 --> 01:15:06,653 I didn't know you'd make that funny noise. 603 01:15:06,864 --> 01:15:09,901 I whistle how I can. 604 01:15:10,104 --> 01:15:13,062 - Let's start over. Ready? - Yes. 605 01:15:19,104 --> 01:15:21,095 Sorry! 606 01:15:21,304 --> 01:15:24,899 It's the nerves, it happens. 607 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:29,894 The client is always right. Come on, whistle. 608 01:15:34,024 --> 01:15:36,060 I love you. 609 01:15:37,904 --> 01:15:39,895 Don't you like it? 610 01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:44,780 - You could do it more... - Sexy? 611 01:15:44,984 --> 01:15:46,975 No... 612 01:15:48,904 --> 01:15:52,101 More intimate, such as "I love you". 613 01:15:52,304 --> 01:15:56,297 Yes, I get it. A little slower. 614 01:15:58,104 --> 01:16:01,096 Maybe a little more raucously. 615 01:16:02,304 --> 01:16:06,183 Like the voice of E.T.! What do you say? 616 01:16:07,984 --> 01:16:10,373 It might work. 617 01:16:16,744 --> 01:16:19,895 I love youuuu! 618 01:16:21,304 --> 01:16:23,772 I love youuuu! 619 01:16:25,504 --> 01:16:27,699 More? 620 01:16:27,904 --> 01:16:30,338 I love youuuu! 621 01:16:35,544 --> 01:16:39,583 MUSIC BOX SOUND 622 01:16:39,784 --> 01:16:42,093 I love you. 623 01:16:42,304 --> 01:16:44,295 I love you. 624 01:16:46,504 --> 01:16:48,495 I love you. 625 01:16:53,024 --> 01:16:55,015 I love you. 626 01:16:58,744 --> 01:17:00,655 I love you. 627 01:17:06,664 --> 01:17:08,655 I love you. 628 01:17:12,944 --> 01:17:14,935 I love you. 629 01:17:28,104 --> 01:17:30,095 SHOUTS 630 01:17:34,024 --> 01:17:38,017 They promised him a job but they didn't give him one. 631 01:17:38,224 --> 01:17:43,378 He drank the poison, but he's out of danger now. Too bad! 632 01:17:43,584 --> 01:17:49,580 I have never seen anyone die. It would have been interesting. 633 01:17:51,864 --> 01:17:53,422 You're hurting me! 634 01:18:03,104 --> 01:18:07,894 He was shouting. My TV volume was very high... 635 01:18:08,104 --> 01:18:13,895 ...but I heard him and I ran here. It was terrible! 636 01:18:14,104 --> 01:18:18,416 I wanted to die just like I lived, without making noise. 637 01:18:29,104 --> 01:18:32,301 He's out of danger. Make him drink lots of milk. 638 01:19:00,504 --> 01:19:03,894 If you died you couldn't have paid me. 639 01:19:13,104 --> 01:19:19,703 I deserved that job, it was cut out for me. 640 01:19:19,904 --> 01:19:23,101 This is why I didn't get the job. 641 01:19:23,304 --> 01:19:27,502 They gave it to an idiot, but he had all his fingers. 642 01:19:27,704 --> 01:19:32,698 They didn't even look me in the face, they just kept staring at the finger. 643 01:19:55,904 --> 01:19:59,021 Don't cry, OK? 644 01:20:04,104 --> 01:20:06,299 You are smart. 645 01:20:06,504 --> 01:20:10,702 - This... - Smarter than anyone else. 646 01:20:10,904 --> 01:20:12,895 Thank you. 647 01:20:25,504 --> 01:20:28,496 Now it shouldn't bother you any longer. 648 01:20:28,704 --> 01:20:34,700 In any case, a prosthesis is still jut a copy of the original. 649 01:20:34,904 --> 01:20:39,295 - How long will it take? - What for? - For me to whistle like before. 650 01:20:39,504 --> 01:20:44,897 - Are you in a hurry? - Yes. - Not more than four months. 651 01:20:45,104 --> 01:20:48,096 Maybe less, maybe more. 652 01:20:54,104 --> 01:20:57,096 Will I be able to whistle at the same pitch as before? 653 01:20:57,304 --> 01:21:00,694 I am a dentist, not a piano tuner. 654 01:21:00,904 --> 01:21:03,099 It's a tragedy. 655 01:21:03,304 --> 01:21:06,501 Goodbye. Don't you ever come at this time again! 656 01:21:26,104 --> 01:21:29,494 If I stopped talking to you you'd be offended... 657 01:21:29,704 --> 01:21:32,696 ...and you'd get sick like me. 658 01:21:35,984 --> 01:21:39,863 - You are not nice. - Why didn't you come to work? 659 01:21:40,064 --> 01:21:44,057 - I didn't feel like it. - Are you sick? - I want to be alone. 660 01:21:44,264 --> 01:21:47,301 I can't run the travel agency on my own. 661 01:21:47,504 --> 01:21:51,019 Tonight a friend of mine almost died. 662 01:21:58,144 --> 01:21:59,372 Hands down! 663 01:22:05,104 --> 01:22:08,301 Why do I have a job and he doesn't? 664 01:22:08,504 --> 01:22:11,780 Three million people should quit their job... 665 01:22:11,984 --> 01:22:17,104 ...and give it to those who don't have one. - Do you have a temperature? - Yes. 666 01:22:17,304 --> 01:22:19,295 You get that. 667 01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:24,141 - Good morning. May I come in? - Yes. 668 01:22:33,024 --> 01:22:37,097 - Am I bothering you? - No, I wanted to be left alone. 669 01:22:37,304 --> 01:22:42,537 - Are you coming to work today? - No, I got things to do. 670 01:22:42,744 --> 01:22:44,735 Come. 671 01:22:47,104 --> 01:22:49,493 Well... I have to go. 672 01:22:50,504 --> 01:22:53,098 - I'm leaving. - What are you waiting for? 673 01:22:53,944 --> 01:22:56,458 Through the door, not the window. 674 01:23:27,504 --> 01:23:32,020 - You have nice hands. - To better caress you. 675 01:23:47,504 --> 01:23:50,302 Do you like my breast? 676 01:23:53,784 --> 01:23:56,173 Don't you like them? 677 01:23:59,504 --> 01:24:02,143 They are as pretty as the moon. 678 01:24:03,104 --> 01:24:06,096 Camelia made them grow for you. 679 01:24:11,104 --> 01:24:14,096 They look like two closed eyes... 680 01:24:14,304 --> 01:24:17,102 ...without eyelashes. 681 01:24:17,304 --> 01:24:22,776 The right one is bigger, isn't it? 682 01:24:25,904 --> 01:24:27,895 No. 683 01:24:33,904 --> 01:24:36,896 Babies who breast-feed... 684 01:24:37,104 --> 01:24:41,097 ...are too young to take advantage of that - You are a baby. 685 01:24:41,304 --> 01:24:45,582 - Take advantage. - You also are a baby. - But I keep growing. 686 01:25:11,104 --> 01:25:14,414 Will you give it to me? 687 01:25:22,984 --> 01:25:25,976 Can't you whistle as well? 688 01:25:27,504 --> 01:25:30,701 No, with all the poison I swallowed... 689 01:25:30,904 --> 01:25:38,140 ...my mucous membranes and my palate are completely ruined. - Try. 690 01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:45,295 BLOWS 691 01:25:47,904 --> 01:25:51,579 - Wonderful, isn't it? - Just like mine. 692 01:25:53,504 --> 01:25:57,383 It's Maria! In any case... 693 01:25:57,584 --> 01:26:01,497 ...it's a hopeless love, a dream. 694 01:26:01,704 --> 01:26:06,061 At least she made it, she' s on TV. 695 01:26:10,304 --> 01:26:12,943 (sings) Amado mio! 696 01:26:13,904 --> 01:26:16,418 I will pay you back. 697 01:26:20,984 --> 01:26:24,579 I love you. I love you. 698 01:26:25,904 --> 01:26:28,702 - Unbelievable! - I love you. 699 01:26:28,904 --> 01:26:30,895 But... 700 01:26:34,544 --> 01:26:36,978 I love you. 701 01:26:37,184 --> 01:26:42,702 - They are all the same, a bunch of witches. - She's a whore! 702 01:26:42,904 --> 01:26:46,294 - Not even a whore. - She's responding to her. 703 01:26:46,504 --> 01:26:52,136 - That's why she's not a whore. - A lesbian, then. - I don't know. 704 01:26:52,344 --> 01:26:54,938 Good, put her away! 705 01:27:56,504 --> 01:28:02,136 (Tv) Who died? - The cook. - Let's go, guys. 706 01:28:12,064 --> 01:28:14,498 Beautiful, huh? 707 01:28:14,704 --> 01:28:16,695 Yes. 708 01:28:23,344 --> 01:28:25,335 Don't you think? 709 01:28:26,104 --> 01:28:28,299 Absolutely! 710 01:28:29,984 --> 01:28:34,660 (Tv) Prepare a chocolate mousse. - Many thanks! 711 01:28:34,864 --> 01:28:37,253 Let's go to the kitchen. 712 01:28:39,424 --> 01:28:43,053 - I was lucky - He likes you. 713 01:28:48,264 --> 01:28:52,496 Michel, please, take me with you. 714 01:28:52,704 --> 01:28:57,095 I can't. I have to go on my own. 715 01:28:57,304 --> 01:29:01,297 Yes, I'd better stay and get a job. 716 01:29:18,504 --> 01:29:21,701 Do you want my jacket? 717 01:29:21,904 --> 01:29:25,897 I won't give it to you. You can take the banana, if you want. 718 01:29:26,104 --> 01:29:28,698 I'm not giving you the jacket. 719 01:34:00,504 --> 01:34:02,495 Hey! 720 01:34:06,624 --> 01:34:08,615 Hey!